Why…

…do cockroaches exist? Seriously, I can't find enough reasons on why they should be here on earth. I mean, yeah, they've been existing for hundreds or maybe thousands of years. They've outlived those gigantic dinosaurs or even the prehistoric men. Why, oh why should they crawl around and fly to your face so often?

And they say that roaches will survive in the midst of a war. Lucky bastards. If so, expect the future human beings to evolve from cockroaches. We'll never know 'cause by then we'll be dead. Or we probably evolved from cockroaches already. People fighting over theories, evolved monkeys, and all that crap… They might as well think over the fact that roaches might have been here since the beginning of the world. And we came from them.

They're even hard to kill. Get something and throw it to a cockroach. It'll either fall or fly straight to your face. Just make sure that your mouth isn't open. You get what I mean. Come on, everyone probably killed a cockroach already, right? Meaning everyone had experienced killing the cockroach only finding out later that it isn't dead at all. Then you run after the insect and hit it with something. And it still isn't dead. I've tried squishing the head with a slipper and I actually thought that it lost its life or something. But it started making odd movements after a few seconds. THEY'RE SMART I TELL YOU. It was lying on its back (if that's really the back of a cockroach, the part with the wings) and it was able TO GET UP. How the heck do they do that? They even know how to play dead. So they lie still. You wait. You look somewhere else. You look back. It's gone. Are they dogs or anything? Maybe dogs evolved from roaches…

Okay, I'll stop.