Mooooo....

Cramps.

February 25, 2008

I’m experiencing some kind of stomach/abdominal pain/cramps right now. It hurts… badly. I can barely move.

 

Kaa… It hurts… 

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Many…

There was this kid in Wowowee who was asked to describe the Philippines. In ENGLISH.

Kid: Ang kagandaha- ay, English pala…

Willie R: English, english… The beautiful…

Kid: The beautiful-ness of the Philippines…

Willie R: Hahaha, huwag mong gawing bakla ang Pilipinas! The beauty…

Kid: The beauty of the Philippines is the beautiful-ness of the Philippines… maraming puno…

Audience: *laughs*

Kid: …many trees, many fruits…

Willie: And?

Kid: Many problems.

 

Hahahahaha!! See how this child knows the problems that his country is facing today? Now, I ask you, can anyone of you tell me that you do not care about this? Think about it… This child might even be the future hero of the Philippines. That is, if we still have a future.

 

Good day…

 

In commemoration of the People Power Revolution.

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Ang yabang mo.

February 22, 2008

Minamaliit mo yun? Pinaparating mo na papasa ka dun kapag ikaw ang kumuha? Ang kapal naman ng mukha mo. Oo, matalino ka, pero huwag mo naman sayangin yung katalinuhan mo dahil lang sa yabang at pride mo. Indirectly mong sinabi sakin na balewala lang yung exam. Bakit, kumuha ka ba? Nagpakahirap ka bang magpasa ng lahat ng requirements? Kung sinasabi mong papasa ka naman dun, bakit hindi ka kumuha? Tapos nung nalaman mong nakapasa kami, may sinasabi ka pang kung ano d’yan. Huwag kang mayabang! Total, hindi mo naman sigurado kung talagang makakapasa ka dun dahil WALA KA NAMANG SINESERYOSO. Tama naman ako, di ba? Ako nga hindi mo sineseryoso, yun pa kaya ng entrance exam "LANG?"

Kung magyayabang ka, siguraduhin mo muna na kaya o kinaya mo talaga yung pinagmamayabang mo. Hindi yung nagyayabang ka pero hindi mo naman ginawa.

Sabihin na nating madadalian ka nga kung sakaling kumuha ka noon ng exam "doon." Sabihin na rin nating pumasa ka. Ang galing mo nga siguro. E bakit hindi ka pumasa sa UPCAT? Huwag mong sabihing hindi mo rin sineryoso yun? Posible ba na hindi mo seryosohin ang isang bagay na para sa kinabukasan mo? O baka naman wala ka ring pakialam? Tao ka ba?

Ako nga hindi nagyayabang. Hindi na nga ako umiimik. Ikaw naman ‘tong ewan.

Masyado kang kampante sa buhay mo.

Kung ako kaya ang magyabang sa harapan mo?

Saka ano ba yan? Bakit lahat na lang ng ginagawa ko, ginagawa mo rin? Hindi ko sinasabing bawal mong gawin, pero dyusko! Maghanap ka naman ng sarili mong forte nang hindi kumokopya! Nakaka-insulto lang kasi! Proud ka pa sa mga gawa mo? Pinapairal mo lang ulit ang kayabangan mong puro hangin lang naman. Sige, proud ka na. Para sa’yo maganda na yan. Ni ayaw mo nga pagalaw sa iba.

Ano kayang mararamdaman mo? Ano kaya ang mararamdaman mo kung maliitin KO ang achievements MO?

Paano kung tanungin ko sa’yo kung bakit ganyan ang mga gawa mo? Kung paano mo tinanong sa akin dati, ganun din ang pagkakatanong ko sa’yo. Ano? Sagot!

Magmayabang kaya ako ngayon? Kasi sa mga ginawa mo, parang sinabi mo na rin na sobrang talino mo.

Mas matalino ka sa’kin?

Sige na, ikaw na.

Pumasa ako sa magagandang eskwelahan. Namimili na lang ako. Kaya kong gawin ang mga ginagawa mo kahit hindi pinag-aaralan. Kaya kong mapunta sa taas pero hindi ko ginagawa.

Hindi ako nagyayabang, sinasabi ko lang ang totoo.

Leche. 

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Give me the copies, damn it!

February 20, 2008

I’ve been asking them to give me the copies of their work in Filipino. Only Ayen and Adeth have given me the copies, so I still need three more. I want to edit them continuously so that I can sleep early.

Where are my groupmates???

AAAAAAAGH. I need to do the project NOW.

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NO MORE DEFENSE! OH YEAH!

This is my favorite question that my teacher asked me during the defense:

Teacher: Do you recommend your work to others?

 

Also, this is my favorite answer:

Me: I recommend the study, but I do not recommend the apparatus.

 

Hahahaha! I made sense. That was the most sensible answer that I’ve given during that defense. Unless, of course, you find Ohm’s Law |-current is directly propportional to voltage and inversely proportional to resistance-| and Coulumb’s Law |-electric current is directly proportional to the product of the charges and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them-| easier to understand. Haha, nevermind.

I don’t know what my grade is, though.

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I finished chatting to my Filipino teacher. I asked him about something and all he said was to follow the format that he gave us. D:

He kept on congratulating and asking me random questions. And he speaks Filipino. Damn, nosebleed. My brain hurts.

Oh, he told me about the masculinity of pink. He thought he was gay because pink is HIS favorite. Then he found out that it’s a masculine color, so it’s okay.

Oh my… That means my classmates who like pink are… MASCULINE!?  :O

 

No way…

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I’ll start editing Adeth’s paper now.

Bye. 

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Ang weird…

…ng feeling kapag ka-chat mo ang teacher mo.

‘Langya. Dapat bukas ko na lang pala inadd!

 

D: 

 

 

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